Best Idea Ever!

Looking to strengthen your marriage?  Skip counseling and get the Better Marriage Blanket.  For just $49.95, you can own a queen-size comforter guaranteed to keep your spouse's "silent killers" at bay.  That's right, each blanket is made with the same carbon fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons.  The Better Marriage Blanket makes a great anniversary, wedding, or Valentine's Day gift.  After all, nothing says "I love you" better than a gas-trapping comforter.

The Better Marriage Blanket comes in white or beige and is available in twin, queen, or king.  Not sold in stores.

via Apartment Therapy

PS - On the off chance that you actually purchase this blanket, you HAVE to send in pics/spoof videos of it in your house/apartment!